source:
king-of-the-w0rld
king-of-the-w0rld
source:
pinkrangerwasa
pinkrangerwasa
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
source:
the-listening
the-listening
When someone you hate bumps into you
“You wanna die bitch?”
(Source: the-listening, via all-this-and-heaven)
source:
blessedwithafuckingcurse
blessedwithafuckingcurse
source:
sojustholdme
sojustholdme
source:
young-reckless-fly
young-reckless-fly
source:
daytwentythree
daytwentythree
source:
suicidal-impulse
suicidal-impulse
source:
lovequotesrus
lovequotesrus
